Pretty Huge

Nov 6

Not sure I'm understanding this correctly

Waiting for the bus, saw an ad for a watch (which, it just strikes me now, was actually part of an poster for the movie ‘Amelia’. So our advertisements now come with ads. Please, gouge out my eyes). And I thought to myself ‘I wonder if I should get a watch.’ But I immediately realized that was a terrible idea, since it would always catch on my pocket when I reached in to get my phone to see what time it was.


Nov 4
xkcdexplained:

A man and woman stare in contemplation at a quarter moon and the woman makes a remark about the incomprehensibility of humanity’s most notable extraplanetary achievement: sending a manned mission to the moon. The male, in an irreverent gesture, attempts to make a “geek recognition joke” in which a non-sequitur line from a movie in pop culture (In this case, Obi Wan Kenobi’s (Alec Guiness) line from Star Wars Ep IV, “A New Hope”) is recited by rote. However, he is cut off by the female who counters this attempt at a humorous non-sequitur with her paraphrase from the same movie, this time emulating Darth Vader’s heavy-handed style of command. Comically, she seems even to be able to perform the “Force Choke” that was iconic to the character Darth Vader’s mystical repertoire, lifting and choking the subject with a paranormal grip and a menacing finger gesture.
CURATOR’S NOTE: Observe the female character in the dominant and socially normalized position. In an unusual twist, she also has the ability to engage in geek culture fluently but evidently prefers not to.

xkcdexplained is one of the best metablogs on the planet.

xkcdexplained:

A man and woman stare in contemplation at a quarter moon and the woman makes a remark about the incomprehensibility of humanity’s most notable extraplanetary achievement: sending a manned mission to the moon. The male, in an irreverent gesture, attempts to make a “geek recognition joke” in which a non-sequitur line from a movie in pop culture (In this case, Obi Wan Kenobi’s (Alec Guiness) line from Star Wars Ep IV, “A New Hope”) is recited by rote. However, he is cut off by the female who counters this attempt at a humorous non-sequitur with her paraphrase from the same movie, this time emulating Darth Vader’s heavy-handed style of command. Comically, she seems even to be able to perform the “Force Choke” that was iconic to the character Darth Vader’s mystical repertoire, lifting and choking the subject with a paranormal grip and a menacing finger gesture.

CURATOR’S NOTE: Observe the female character in the dominant and socially normalized position. In an unusual twist, she also has the ability to engage in geek culture fluently but evidently prefers not to.

xkcdexplained is one of the best metablogs on the planet.


Nov 1
benjaminstein:

Ally and Kennyb as Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker.

Ally does this thing where, when I look at her and laugh, she’ll say “What?!” in an annoyed voice.  It’s so funny when she’s dressed like a muppet and does that, pretending that there’s not something totally ridiculous going on.

benjaminstein:

Ally and Kennyb as Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker.

Ally does this thing where, when I look at her and laugh, she’ll say “What?!” in an annoyed voice.  It’s so funny when she’s dressed like a muppet and does that, pretending that there’s not something totally ridiculous going on.


Oct 30
Lower East Side ping pong club?

Lower East Side ping pong club?


Penny Arcade! - In The Seventh House
Penny Arcade is totally worth following.

Penny Arcade! - In The Seventh House

Penny Arcade is totally worth following.


Oct 27

Oct 23
merlin:

mugshot, 1988
The Classic. Cold sore, tie-dye, and chicken grease. In Florida.

Holy carp!  You wouldn’t think a dude named ‘Merlin’ could look so rugged.

merlin:

mugshot, 1988

The Classic. Cold sore, tie-dye, and chicken grease. In Florida.

Holy carp!  You wouldn’t think a dude named ‘Merlin’ could look so rugged.



Oct 19
Ummmmm, yeah.  That girl in the with blue wig, checkered thigh highs, and a magical princess wand?  Definitely Kirsten Dunst.  Excuse me while I learn I have a thing for cosplayers.

Ummmmm, yeah.  That girl in the with blue wig, checkered thigh highs, and a magical princess wand?  Definitely Kirsten Dunst.  Excuse me while I learn I have a thing for cosplayers.


Oct 16

Domesticated animals are weird

Back when I used to live with a cat, every once in a while I would stop and think to myself “Man, it’s so weird that I just let this animal run around my house and sleep on my stuff.”  It’s pretty weird to take this creature you can’t communicate with very well, give it free rein in your space, and trust it to poop in the right spot.


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