Pretty Huge

My awesome niece.

It’s weird that this is an actual animal.  Like god made a few shark variants, and then was like “Screw this, this is boring.  What happens if I pound this part down real thin, and then pull on it?  Yeah, that’s just strange enough to keep those bald monkeys on their toes.”

Also - fun fact: Sharks, like a number of other marine creatures (often creepy ones, like the lamprey, or ‘we were clearly just kidding at the time’ ones like the platypus) are biological multimeters, capable of sensing electrical impulses (such as the current induced by the rapid pulse of its preys heart).  So what you’re seeing in this picture is a horrifying sea monster with a sixth sense for hearing the physical manifestation of your terror, and smell/taste receptors which are attuned to the scent of your blood in the water.

MAN I miss scuba diving.

XBOX crapped out again. Unbelievable.

This here’s a photo of my wife, that I like to keep on our refrigerator.  It’s from well before we were married.  Well before, in fact, we were even making out on a regular basis.  You can’t really see it in the picture, but she’s wearing light blue eye shadow.  In general, and in this picture specifically, she is a total fox.

UPDATE: The item I keep on the refrigerator is the picture, not the wife.  Just wanted to make that clear.