This made me really happy, and then really sad that it’s not actually a thing.

shouldnt:

(p+l)(a+n) = pa+pn+la+ln

I just foiled your plan

dayofthefishdoctor:

karemloo:

fuckyeahlukemyernaked:

never forget that for voldemort’s name to rearrange to “je suis voldemort” in the french translations, they had to make his middle name ‘Elvis’

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I CANT HANDLE THIS

are we just ignoring that wand is called a baguette in french?

the baguette chooses the wizard mr. potter

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lonelysandwich:

Skylock: An incredibly smart bike lock

We made this commercial for a bike lock called Skylock that’s smarter than any other bike lock. If you ride a bike that you don’t want thieved, if want to let people borrow your bike without you having to be there, if you want to know if some punk kid is getting slurpee all over your shit, invest in a Skylock.

Definitely neat, but at $249 I’d be more concerned about getting my lock stolen than my bike

someoneatethis:

Who made this dinner? An innovator, that’s who. A pioneer. A trailblazer. Redefining what spaghetti and meatballs for OUR generation. Also, look at that fork. It’s got around 40 - 45 prongs. This is the future. This is the food of a new generation. 
Thanks for the submission, Scott.

What you don’t understand is that the ‘fork’ is actually a rake, and that ‘meatball’ is the size of a car

someoneatethis:

Who made this dinner? An innovator, that’s who. A pioneer. A trailblazer. Redefining what spaghetti and meatballs for OUR generation. Also, look at that fork. It’s got around 40 - 45 prongs. This is the future. This is the food of a new generation. 

Thanks for the submission, Scott.

What you don’t understand is that the ‘fork’ is actually a rake, and that ‘meatball’ is the size of a car